Rajnikanth Jokes

 

Here are some untimate jokes of Style Mannan Rajnikanth….. enjoy…

 

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….someone stole his rough note….&

Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!

Sachin Tendulkar’s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar

And his coach’s name is ramaKANT

Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions”

He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.

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Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… The Titanic in the other

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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”

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Rajni can walk faster than light.
“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”.

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Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did…
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened.

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

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One more:

Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth

today that powder is known as

“AMBUJA CEMENT”

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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo?
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To Play chess!!!!!!

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn’t lifting
himself up. He is pushing the earth down.

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Why “EARTH QUAKE” occurs on Earth…?
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because
At that time RAJNIKANTH mobile is on vibrating mode..;-)

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Latest Fact of Pyramids  Pyramids of Egypt are actually not built by egyptians those are
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Rajnikant’s primary school geometry projects

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Once… Rajnikant
forgot his toys near Mumbai…..
Now that place is known as

…..”ESSEL WORLD”…….

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?

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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?!

He can answer a missed call.!

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Rajnikanth in IPL
climax:
1 ball , 23 runs needed for Chennai to win.
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Rajni batting…
Bowler bowls…
Rajni hits…
Ball into 4 pieces …
All go for a Six!!!!

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What was the cause of recession in 2008?
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Rajnikant lost his wallet!!!!

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Rajnikant was born on 30 February
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Since then February decided not to give this day to anybody else. Mind It.

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Breaking News NASA closed.
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Rajnikant bought all the rocketsfor diwali….
Happpy Diwali !!!

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Name : rajnikanth
hobbies : playing with lions
swimming with tsunani
skating in volcano
catching bullets when some one shoots
running against flying plane
playing with lightning
the legend of india…

One and only The Rajnikanth…

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Rajnikanth does not fart ,cause nothing can ever escape Rajnikanth.rajni .

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Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

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Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.

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Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

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Rajinikanth can watch 60 minutes show  in 20 minutes.

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Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

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Rajinikanth doesn’t breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

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Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.

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Why did d British leave INDIA in 1947? . Because they came to know a baby named Rajinikanth will be born in 1949..so they left 2 yrs before.. Mind it..

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