Mallu Accents




Here are some special accents only by Mallus..  You can easily find out a Mallu from his accents…

Q: Where did the Malayali study?

A: In the ko-liage.
Q: Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A: He is very bissi.

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Q: Why did the Malayali buy and air-ticket?
A: To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Q: Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
A: To yearn meney.

Q: What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A: He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

Q: Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
A: Because he wanted to hear pope music.

Q: How does a Malayali spell moon?
A: MOON – Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yem

Q: What is Malayali management graduate called?
A: Yem Bee Yae.

Q: What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A: He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

Q: What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A: An Oto

Q: And for cargo?
A: Loree

Q: Where does he pray?
A: Demble

Q: Who is Bruce Lee’s best friend ?
A: A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

Q: Name the only part of the werld, where Malayali’s dont werk hard?
A: Kerala

Q: Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
A: Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.

119 Responses to Mallu Accents

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  2. An April 12, 2017 at 7:28 pm

    Offended ….that’s too exaggerated
    Not all mallus have such an accent.
    And yes,if there is something wrong with our English may be you should try correcting rather than insulting.
    I have met people from other parts of India ..neither do they speak very good English.

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  37. sithara May 14, 2014 at 11:52 am

    This is ridiculous. All languages jhave their pros and cons. dont insult the malayalees like this.

    • Chaitanya Mallipudi September 7, 2014 at 11:21 am

      u malayalis r bringing bad name to wholw indians by speaking in worst accent, Plz dont go out of the country gor god’s sake

      • boby December 31, 2014 at 11:58 pm

        I am a malayali Living in usa, here our English stands a better accent compared to other Indians.

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  44. P K Krishnan October 23, 2013 at 11:49 am

    Any language if you convert to English is like what is written.It is not a joke merely an insult .Please stop mudslinging.self.You should have had a little self respect.

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  63. Toms March 22, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    English words murdered by Keralites (Malayalees) and other Indians:

    kangaroo (the worst offended word, Malayalees/Indians pronounce as “kanGAROO” instead of “KANgroo”)

    mixed, fixed (pronounced as ‘miksed’, ‘fiksed’ instead of ‘miksd’, ‘fiksd’)

    bear, pear, wear (pronounced as ‘biyar’, ‘piyar’, ‘wiyer’ instead of ‘beye’, ‘peye’, ‘weye’)

    beer (pronounced as “biiir” instead of “biye”)

    auto (pronounced as “aaato” instead of “otto”)

    Queen (prounounced as “kyuun” instead of “kween”)

    form (pronounced as ‘farum’ instead of “fom”)

    biennale (pronounced as “binale” instead of “bienale”)

    place names – Ohio, Seattle, Utah (pronounced as “ohiyo, seetl, ootha” instead of “ohayo, siyatl, yuta”)

    Tortoise (pronounced as ‘tortois’ instead of “totis” )

    turtle (pronounced as ‘turrrtil’ instead of “tutl” )

    Mascot Hotel (pronounced as “muskut HOtel” instead of “MAScot hoTEL”)

    heart (pronounced as ‘hurrt’ instead of “haat”)

    bass (pronounced as ‘baas’ instead of “beis”)

    twitter (pronounced as “tyooter” instead of “twiter”)

    birthday (pronounced as “birthaday” instead of “buthdei”)

    garage (pronounced as “garej” instead of “gaRAZH/gaRAJ”)

    chassis (pronounced as “chasis” instead of “shasi”)

    divorce (pronounced as “daiverse” instead of “divors”)

    February (pronounced as “fibruari” instead of “februari”)

    one (pronounced as “onn” instead of “wun”)

    pizza (pronounced as “pisa” instead of “pitza”)

    our (pronounced as “avar” instead of “aue”)

    flour (pronounced as “flower” instead of “flaue”)

    alarm (prounced as “alarum” instead of “alaam”)

    volume (books) (pronounced as “vaalyoom’ instead of “volyum”)

    • Albz Dc July 7, 2014 at 3:15 pm

      As if you have a bloody british accent … shut up … and stop insulting malayalis

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