Rajnikanth Jokes

Speed

Rajni can walk faster than light…. “Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another”.

Rajni and Exams

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

Road Roller

Rajnikant purchased a road roller… Guess why?????? To Iron his Clothes……………………………

Rajni College

Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is “Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.

Rajni Profile

Name: Rajnikanth Hobbies: Playing with lions, swimming with tsunami, skating in volcano, catching bullets when Someone shoots, running against flying plane, playing with lightning The legend of India……

Sunrise

  Sun doesn’t rise until Rajni says “Good Morning “.

Pulse

  Rajnikanth’s pulse is measured in Richter Scale

Tooth Powder

Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as “AMBUJA CEMENT”

Dosa

Law of Conservation of Rajni All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did… Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans: Dosa… mind it!!!

Titanic

Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… The Titanic in the other

CHECK ANY 100

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking – “Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ” Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!”

Rajni at School

When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

Wikipedia

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std….someone stole his rough note….& Now they call it as ………….Wikipedia

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Rajnikanth Jokes

  Here are some untimate jokes of Style Mannan Rajnikanth….. enjoy…