Be careful when you offer birthday present to your wife..

 

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his friend, when he said,

“I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”

His friend said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!”

So the first man did just that.

The next day his friend asked,

“Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”

He answered : “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

 

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