ഭാര്യയും ഭർത്താവും

Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband – Where are you going ?
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Wife – I’m moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife – Now where are you going ?
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Husband – I’m also moving to my mother.
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Wife – And what about the kids ?
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Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.????
Pls read n donot delete u will have a smile on your face??

Short Facts……

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Wife : “why are u home so early?”

Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!”
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she’s out of town.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention.

One double and you start feeling single again.
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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q – You know why women love shoes? ?

Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. ?

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Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? ?
Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..
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Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺?

Ans – There are no Shopping Centers..
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Q – How to save a Dying Woman?

Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..
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Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase …
“All men are the same”
was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened….
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Wives are magicians……..

They can change anything into an argument.
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT man replied:
Women don’t have a wife!
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it…
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